After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was DONT! Dont what? Adam replied. -Dont eat the forbidden fruit. God said. Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve...we have forbidden fruit!!!!! No Way! -Yes way! -Do NOT eat the fruit! said God. -Why Because I am your Father and I said so! God replied, wondering why He hadnt stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked! Didnt I tell you not to eat the fruit? God asked. -Uh huh, Adam replied. -Then why did you? said the Father. I dont know, said Eve. She started it! Adam said -Did not! -Did too! -DID NOT! Having had it with the two of them, Gods punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
Posted on: Mon, 20 Jan 2014 19:31:07 +0000