After graduating from college,olamide was increasingly hampered by worse and worse headaches. By his 30th birthday, he decided to seek medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who could diagnose the problem. The good news is that I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles. olamide was shocked, but after the years of suffering, he decided he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, his mind was finally clear, and he felt like he needed a new beginning. He walked past a mens clothing store and thought, Thats what I need: a new suit. He entered the shop and told the salesman, Id like a new suit. The salesman eyed him briefly and said, Lets see, size 44 long.olamide laughed, Thats right, how did you know? Its my job. olamide tried on the suit, and it fit perfectly. As olamide admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, How about a new shirt? olamide thought for a moment and then said, Sure. The salesman eyed olamide and said, Lets see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck. Sure enough, it was an exact fit. As olamide adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, How about new shoes? olamide was on a roll and said, Sure. The salesman eyed olamides feet and said, Lets see, 9-1/2 E. Again, the salesman was spot on. olamide walked comfortably around the shop in the new shoes, and the salesman asked, How about a new hat? Without hesitating, olamide said, Sure. The salesman eyed olamides head and said, Lets see, 7-5/8. The hat fit perfectly. olamide was feeling great. Finally, the salesman asked, How about some new underwear? olamide thought for a second and said, Sure. The salesman stepped back, eyed olamides waist and said, Lets see, size 36. olamide laughed, No, Ive worn size 34 since I was 18 years old. The salesman shook his head, You cant wear a size 34. It would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.
Posted on: Sun, 20 Oct 2013 15:33:48 +0000
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