After spending the past hour and a half cleaning several years worth of Veronica Russos hair out of the vacuum, I have several comments/questions: 1) How is she not bald? 2) The average Siberian Husky sheds 30% less than my girlfriend...during its entire life. 3) If you were to take each hair that I removed and stretch them end to end, the strand would reach from Cornelius to the eastern burbs of Moscow. 4) If you were to condense all the hair I removed into a matchbox, the resulting density would give Osmium a run for its money. 5) Based on some simple calculations using Einsteins mass-energy relationship, the amount of hair I removed would power a Nimitz class aircraft carrier for the next 34,000 years, at max cruise speed. This must be true love. Next up, the shower drain.
Posted on: Thu, 28 Nov 2013 01:02:08 +0000
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