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Akpors died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, Why all the clocks? St. Peter answered,- Those are Lie- Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move. Akpors.: I see, Whose clock is that? St Peter:- answered Thats Mother Theresa`s, The hands have never moved, indicating that she never lies. Akpors.:- Incredible And whose clock is that one? St. Peter responded, :-Thats Abraham Lincolns clock. The hands have moved Twice, means that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life. Wheres our politicians clock? asked Akpors. St Peter replied, they are in the office. Were using them as ceiling fans.

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