Akpors went to Abuja to see his uncle,He got his uncles office very early by 8am and the secretary said he should come back by 2pm that oga is not around. So, Akpors had to hang around till 2pm. By 1pm,hunger was wiring Akpors, He had not eaten since morning and only had #200 in his pocket. There was no bukka around to eat swallow or rice,only big big hotels, Akpors began to feel dizzy so he decided to find a solution. He looked around and saw a fantastic 5star hotel. He adjusted himself,cleanedhis dirty shoe,wiped his oily face with hanky and entered the hotel with confidence. In the lobby,the receptionist at the front desk said are u here to see somebody or you want to lodge? Akpors said confidently lodging. The hotel receptionist said the cheapest room here is # 47kper night. Akpors; no problem this place is lovely,just like the hotel i slept at yesterday in Dubai on my way from united states. Receptionist said: Thank you sir Akpors said: But can i pay in hard currency as ive not change my dollars? Receptionist: No problem sir Akpors:but first,where is your restaurant i want to eat before i go up to the room. They showed Akpors to the restaurant and told the chef to treat him well because he was a new customer that just came back from US! The chef welcomed him and gave him the menu. Akpor first ordered appetiser, 2bowls of assorted pepper soup with a bottle of red spanish wine. Total cost # 18k. Next for the main meal Akpors ordered pounded yam efo riro with snail and cat fish! # 15k. Akpors total bill was now # 33kbut Akpors only had #200 They cleared his empty plate away and brought the bill. Akpors began to sweat even inside cold air conditioned room. The waiter came twice to the table.. Akpors waved him away that he was still relaxing after the heavy meal The staff began to suspect Akpors that he didnt have money, they called security and gathered round him. Akpos looked at all of them quietly,then he brought out one his phones and used it to dial another one in his pocket which was on silent Akpors ( on the phone): Ehen,is it time? Yes na, the bomb is still with me not yet exploded.........in 2minutes? Of course, no problem, i will detonate it on time, im proud to be suicide bomber, and there are many people where i am,so the impact will be even better, yes o Government will have no choice but to listen to our cause, Before Akpors even dropped phone, the restaurant had cleared as he walked out of the restaurant nobody was in the lobby. Even street sef empty! If i got you smiling why not like or comment?
Posted on: Mon, 23 Jun 2014 04:15:45 +0000
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