Akpos enters a church and finds the priest. How may I help you son? asks the priest. Im looking for my wife, she said she would be here but as I can see shes not around. Now that Im here, I would like to confess. They go to the confession area, forgive me father for I have sinned. What are your sins my son? Akpos answers, The other day, I went looking for my wife at her home but she was not there. I found her sister alone and I slept with her. Oh, that is a sin, but at least you came to confess Then another day I went looking for her at her aunts place but she was not there, I found her cousin alone, I slept with the cousin. You know that is wrong my son. Then the other day I went looking for her at her working place. She was not there, I found her colleague alone... The priest interrupts, Let me guess, you slept with her colleague? Yes father. There was silence after that. Father? Father? Still silent. Akpos peeps through and finds out that the priest is no longer there. He looks for him and finds him hiding. Why are you hiding father? The priest replies, Ive just realized you came looking for your wife and Im the only one here. MORAL OF THE STORY: Stop sleeping around! And if you are sleeping around, do not tell your priest or pastor. See More Akpos Jokes @ buff.ly/1utq30M AKPOS JOKES BBM CHANNEL PIN: C0013409A
Posted on: Sun, 08 Jun 2014 19:00:42 +0000
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