Aliyah Ben Ammi 4 mins Shitegation into Shittim--- Israel joined himself unto Baal-peor: and the anger of the Yahowah was kindled against Israel. In other words, the Israelites were worshipping a Moabite god called Ba’al Pe’or. God, of course, has a hissy fit and threatens the wholesale destruction of the race. Luckily, Phineas jumps up, kills two Baal worshippers and God is placated. Having killed a mere 24,000 people with a plague, God announces that his wrath has been turned away. But who or what was Ba’al Pe’or? Baal is a general term for a god in the Levant and Ba’al Pe’or (or Bel Phegor) may have been the local god of Mount Pe’or – where the heresy began. There is also an argument that Pe’or is connected to the Hebrew word stem ‘p’r’ and refers to an opening of the mouth or the bowels. Ba’al Pe’or thus means ‘Lord of the Opening’ and tradition strongly indicates that Ba’al Pe’or’s worship involved both public exposure and excrement. Baal-Peor must have been a sort of dung god to whom both flatulence and faeces would be ‘sacrificed’ to cure intestinal problems or, because dung was used as manure, to help crops grow. The 1863 edition of Collin de Plancy’s Dictionnaire Infernal claimed that Bel Phegor was “worshipped on a toilet, with offerings being the residue of one’s digestion.” The book also provides us with a fabulous engraving of the god in situ. One story in the Sanhedrin tells of Sabta, a Jew who attempted to show his contempt for Ba’al Pe’or. Sabta defecated in the temple and cleaned himself on the statue, only to be commended for his efforts. He then entered, uncovered himself before it, and wiped himself on the idol’s nose, whilst the acolytes praised him, saying, “No man has ever served this idol thus.” (Tractate Sanhedrin 64a) Shittim is thusly named after the Idol and place of worship. Baál Peor means LORD OF SHIT or of excrement for those sensitive to crass words. Adonai fills this place, in the counterfeit shem given to replace the name of Yahowah. The connection I make with this allegory is this; all LORDS are excrement before the face of Yahowah, he is not a LORD but a Father whom loves. Taking his shem and turning it to...well, shit is an abomination. Furthermore, making YHWH out to be feared in lieu of recognized, revered and in awe of... is also shit. The action of men who LORD over us in the form of human institutions are also shit. The rabbis have their faces smeared with excrement is indicative of their own appointed LORDSHIP over His people, also shit. And for you Jews who say the prayer for defecating, remember this; it came from the synchronicity of BAÁL worship, it is not of YHWH. Religion in all its forms have LORDED over YHWHs creation, religion in all its forms are SHIT!! Let the humor begin, life is shitty in the religious world. Shitegation into Shittim--- Israel joined himself unto Baal-peor: and the anger of the Yahowah was kindled against Israel. In other words, the Israelites were worshipping a Moabite god called Ba’al Pe’or. God, of course, has a hissy fit and threatens the wholesale destruction of the race. Luckily, Phineas jumps up, kills two Baal worshippers and God is placated. Having killed a mere 24,000 people with a plague, God announces that his wrath has been turned away. But who or what was Ba’al Pe’or? Baal is a general term for a god in the Levant and Ba’al Pe’or (or Bel Phegor) may have been the local god of Mount Pe’or – where the heresy began. There is also an argument that Pe’or is connected to the Hebrew word stem ‘p’r’ and refers to an opening of the mouth or the bowels. Ba’al Pe’or thus means ‘Lord of the Opening’ and tradition strongly indicates that Ba’al Pe’or’s worship involved both public exposure and excrement. Baal-Peor must have been a sort of dung god to whom both flatulence and faeces would be ‘sacrificed’ to cure intestinal problems or, because dung was used as manure, to help crops grow. The 1863 edition of Collin de Plancy’s Dictionnaire Infernal claimed that Bel Phegor was “worshipped on a toilet, with offerings being the residue of one’s digestion.” The book also provides us with a fabulous engraving of the god in situ. One story in the Sanhedrin tells of Sabta, a Jew who attempted to show his contempt for Ba’al Pe’or. Sabta defecated in the temple and cleaned himself on the statue, only to be commended for his efforts. He then entered, uncovered himself before it, and wiped himself on the idol’s nose, whilst the acolytes praised him, saying, “No man has ever served this idol thus.” (Tractate Sanhedrin 64a) Shittim is thusly named after the Idol and place of worship. Baál Peor means LORD OF SHIT or of excrement for those sensitive to crass words. Adonai fills this place, in the counterfeit shem given to replace the name of Yahowah. The connection I make with this allegory is this; all LORDS are excrement before the face of Yahowah, he is not a LORD but a Father whom loves. Taking his shem and turning it to...well, shit is an abomination. Furthermore, making YHWH out to be feared in lieu of recognized, revered and in awe of... is also shit. The action of men who LORD over us in the form of human institutions are also shit. The rabbis have their faces smeared with excrement is indicative of their own appointed LORDSHIP over His people, also shit. And for you Jews who say the prayer for defecating, remember this; it came from the synchronicity of BAÁL worship, it is not of YHWH. Religion in all its forms have LORDED over YHWHs creation, religion in all its forms are SHIT!! Let the humor begin, life is shitty in the religious world.
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