All new series of Rajnikanth: Rajnikanth was shot today… - TopicsExpress



          

All new series of Rajnikanth: Rajnikanth was shot today… Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral! Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan via Bluetooth! Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass! Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out!! Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale! The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature!!! When God watched Robot, he said, Oh my Rajnikanth! Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house!! Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s energy; and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy! Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that since Light came second!! Intels new ad: Rajnikanth Inside ————————- When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajinikanth. ———————————- Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because, RAJINIKANTH lives in the South and no one has guts to point at him!!! ———————————- The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth! ———————————- An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai, Rajinikanth stopped it in Lonawala! ———————————- Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages! ———————————- Only Rajinikanth knows why Mona Lisa is smiling. ———————————- Rajinikanth is the only person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake! ———————————- Rajinikanth went to the world cooking championship…of course Rajini won. But guess what did he make in final??? Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer.
Posted on: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 08:48:38 +0000

Trending Topics



Recently Viewed Topics




© 2015