Alright. RANT TIME. Conspiracies are everywhere. Everyone finds evil in everything from potato chips to short Mickey Mouse cartoons. Now we have THIS woman, showing us that Satan himself is in control of our energy drinks. This isnt a Christian Company. So...is Lays Potato Chips? Havent done my research, but what about Disney? Sony? Ban your kids from eating popcicles, because some of them are the color of hellfire. Band your kids from watching House of Mouse, because Donald Duck has anger issues and that clearly is a sign. PS3 has a game with a guy with horns? Look out Sony! Youre next! Seriously...now I went to a Christian church. A Youth Group as well, one of the best Youth Groups out there, mind you. I accept the beliefs. But isnt this just...a LITTLE too much? I thought my Number 23 conspiracy was bad enough, but Monster Energy Drinks from Beelzebub Incorporated? It. Is. A. Drink. Does it say ANYWHERE on the can or in commercials or on company billboards Drink our energy drinks, Lucifer approved? No. Nor are there any hints to their hidden messages about this. Its a drink. An energy drink. So yeah, please, I would very much like to see how many people will turn from Monster because it is Satanic. Yes, and the Red Bull drink will rise in popularity because it gives you wings, clearly stating that the company is ran by angels. Now that I said THAT though, instead of those What side would you pick? God? Or the Devil? Ill find one saying Red Bull? Or Monster? RANT IS OVER, GO ON WITH YOUR LIVES.
Posted on: Mon, 10 Nov 2014 23:07:22 +0000
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