Alright folks... I had a dream last night and I am now going to report it because this shit doesnt happen often... I awakened on a couch... there was a retro styled television in front of me playing Star Trek The Next Generation... For some reason, everyone had Rikers beard except for Picard. This does include Dr. Crusher and Troy. Dakota Hinton walked in the room giggling like a school girl and ran over to me, grinned at me with a mischievous grin... ...and he floppy socked me. At this time I am going to tag Mowi Reaves because she understands that this is one of the greatest sins of mankind. My eyes bulged out in rage and became compound... My eyelashes mutated together and grew in to strange antennae and I began to emit a high pitched frequency... An army of praying mantis children roughly three inches in height each began to pour from every crack and crevasse in the strangely fifties house and devour Dakota who just laughed maniacally in satisfaction. The world turned and the only thing I saw was William T. Riker.... But he was no longer Riker... it was then that it just became clear fact to me that this existence... and all existence is all just the imagination of Sheldon Robert Morley. At this time all things became Sheldon (being John Malkovic status) and I just accepted this as the way of the universe as I, too, became Sheldon. I used Melatonin and the Devils Cut to go to sleep last night... Fuuuuuuck.
Posted on: Sat, 09 Aug 2014 22:34:45 +0000
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