An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures hell have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi: Gday, mind if I talk to your dog? Villager: The dog doesnt talk, you stupid Aussie. Ventriloquist: Hello dog, hows it going mate? Dog: Yeah, doin all right. Kiwi: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: Is this villager your owner? (pointing at the villager) Dog: Yep Ventriloquist: How does he treat you? Dog: Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play. Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your horse? Kiwi: Uh, the horse doesnt talk either....I think. Ventriloquist: Hey horse, hows it going? Horse: Cool Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: Is this your owner? (Pointing at the villager) Horse: Yep Ventriloquist: How does he treat you? Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements. Kiwi: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your sheep? Kiwi: (in a panic) Dont believe a word he says, that sheeps a bloody liar..
Posted on: Thu, 24 Oct 2013 21:17:21 +0000