An English ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures hell have a little fun, so he says to the taff Gooday, mind if I talk to your dog? Villager: The dog doesnt talk, you stupid English prat ? Ventriloquist: Hello dog, hows it going mate? Dog: Yeah, doin all right. Taff: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: Is this villager your owner? (pointing at the Villager) Dog: Yep Ventriloquist: How does he treat you? Dog: Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food And takes me to the lake once a week to play. Taff: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your horse? Taff: Uh, the horse doesnt talk either...I think. Ventriloquist: Hey horse, hows it going? Horse: Cool Taff: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: Is this your owner? (Pointing at the villager) Horse: Yep Ventriloquist: How does he treat you? Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements. Taff: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your sheep? Taff: (in a panic) The sheeps a bleeding liar !!!
Posted on: Mon, 25 Nov 2013 12:49:45 +0000
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