>> An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but > >> only 4 parachutes. > > > >> The first passenger, Holly Madison said, I have my own reality show > >> and I am the smartest and prettiest woman at Playboy, so Americans > >> dont want me to die. She took the first pack and jumped out of the > >> plane. > > > >> The second passenger, John McCain, said, Im a Senator, and a > >> decorated war hero from an elite Navy unit from the United States of > >> America. So he grabbed the second pack and jumped. > >> > >> The third passenger, Barack Obama said, I am the President of the > >> United States and I am the smartest ever in the history of our > >> country, some even call me the Anointed One. So he grabbed the > >> pack next to him and jumped out. > >> > >> The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth passenger, a > >> 10-year-old schoolgirl, I have lived a full life and served my God > >> the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last > >> parachute. > >> The little girl said, Thats okay, Mr. Graham. Theres a parachute > >> left for you. Americas smartest President took my schoolbag. >
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