An open Letter from Science to Neil deGrasse Tyson From the quill of Sir Issac Newton. Mr. Neil deGrasse Tyson; Sir; there has been much distress in our community here. Straws had to be drawn for determining who it would fall upon the task of creating this prose - I pulled the short one. Darwin has not spoken a word, since You stated Dogs domesticated humans. Sir Edmond Halley; whom I might add has been a life and death long personal friend is in a coma after Your last show Cosmos Comets. What does the tail of the comet do when it orbits the Sun? Neil. I shall return to this mater in due course. Right now here; We have a suicide watch on Faraday but We have Him convinced that You will ignore His body of work because You will then have to acknowledge the forces of Electromagnetism that do not fit into Your Big Bang Model. I am sure You are aware that there were conditions that we had to apply with the Gravity Model that I first imagined and as it turns out was incorrect- I have gained much knowledge from My brothers - Maxwell and Faraday but it was Tesla that convinced me! The last time someone here had the displeasure of composing script to Your Community was the Archimedes letter to Your Grand-Fore- Father, George Gamow but just in-case you have not skimmed it yet. ::Laws for wearing the Tinfoil Hat of Theoretical.: Thou may never challenge another Empirical Science Brother - whilst wearing The Tinfoil Hat of Theoretical. Thou must accept all Data from an Empirical Science Brother - whilst wearing The Tinfoil Hat of Theoretical. Thou must never misrepresent Data to the Public at large - whilst wearing The Tinfoil Hat of Theoretical. I wanted Your attention drawn into that last law and now I shall return to Your Comets episode from Cosmos. Cease and Desist misquoting me Sir! I never said that; please stop making things up out of Your imagination. There is no Oort Cloud - get over it! Oort himself; was screaming! Sir Edmond Halley was on pins and thistles waiting for real pictures and the tail pointing away from the Sun phenomenon. Suddenly at the part where You had comets tails following them around the Sun like a tractor-trailer, He fell over in a coma and We lost Him - right before the last commercial break. Probably for the better because if He saw You ignoring the effect with Your 3_D model never-mind stepping in front of it - I fear He would have stroked. If My dear friend does not recover - I shall consider this mater personal. I hope you noticed that I opened this letter with Mr. instead of Dr. - Those are My personal feelings towards Your Scientific abilities. Yours Sincerely Sir Issac Newton
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 01:03:22 +0000
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