An open letter to the characters of The Walking Dead: Die already! Instead of trying to actually improve their situation (i.e. survive) these idiots mope around constantly, talking about their feelings, while an army of the undead pile up against and overrun their flimsy chain-link compound. Grow some food for a group of 50 people? Oh, one guy can do that all by himself. Clean water? Huh? Whats that? Clean up the pig sty they live in? Paint a wall or two? How about going out and getting some solar panels or build a windmill to have some electricity? Apparently this is all beyond their comprehension. You want to keep walkers off the fence? Stop standing two feet away from them breathing and living and just teasing the bloodthirsty monsters into attacking. Or, take a more proactive approach: Get a truck or backhoe or some other piece of equipment, mount some blades on it, and ride around the outside of the fence killing them by the hundred. Bury the dead? Oh, lets do that by hand to, digging individual graves for 15 people! Again...Backhoe. This isnt rocket science people. Every week these stupid (STUPID!!!) people give me more and more reasons to root for the zombies. Go Zombies!!!
Posted on: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 13:47:49 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015