And another thing before my phone dies. Does anyone else have a certain staple they always buy at the store every time, but they dont really know why? Mine is cucumbers. Something made me think about that tough skin and that vile juicy crunch and the slippery seeds... Where do all those textures fit in together? Theres no redemption for this food. Zucchini is so much more versatile and less abrasive. Cucumbers are pointless. They taste like water, if water was... stupid. Im breaking up with them. I feel really uncomfortable buying them anyway because I have the maturity of a 12-year-old boy. Usually, since the produce is right by the door, theyre one of the first things I pick up and I worry that people are looking at me and chuckling to themselves as I immediately put a bunch of big green dildos in my basket. No more. I feel good about this. I should do more habit-auditing. Nothing too meaningful, of course. Im not going to cut out artificial sweeteners or self tanners or start buying fair trade or making my bed or anything. No. Im just going to phase out all the dildo shapes from my diet. This is good. Finally, something I can talk about when catching up with people. Im good! Been watching a shitload of Friday Night Lights in my room alone, making up yoga poses that are probably dangerous and not helpful to my body at all... Ahh... Ive thought about reading a book, and I feel pretty confident that I might actually read one some day! Im getting close. Oh, and I phased out all the penis shapes from my diet. Yeah! Everything I eat now is either round-ish, or is some kind of loose shake matter, or a viscous and/or gelatinous goo. Ive definitely been eating a lot of goo... and... and flotsam, if you will. But no dildo objects! Its been a wild journey! I really feel closer than ever to my Truth.... and far away from things that look like dicks. 2014 is my year, Im telling you.
Posted on: Sat, 16 Aug 2014 21:44:38 +0000
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