And as its Sunday - who says the church doesnt have a sense of humour? More here: chiltonfoliat/pages/level_0/Jokes%20and%20stories.htm Church Ladies With Typewriters Theyre Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for the church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services: Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. -------------------------- Ladies, dont forget the rummage sale. Its a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. -------------------------- Dont let worry kill you off - let the Church help. -------------------------- At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be What Is Hell? Come early and listen to our choir practice. -------------------------- Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.. -------------------------- Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please use the back door. -------------------------- The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeares Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. -------------------------- And this one just about sums them all up: The Associate Minister unveiled the churchs new campaign slogan last Sunday: I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.
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