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And examine the trash doctors. Newsflash: Two doctors in a four-door sedan eased to the curb. “We’re in a hurry. Which way to 385 mam?” asked Dr. Ed Fudge. The woman at the curb appeared anxious, had been irritated and had five stiff drinks at Hooligan’s Bar thirty minutes earlier. “Take the first left,” she slobbered and pointed. “Fifty yards ahead it’ll put you on the right road and…” “Thank you, mam.” “Vrrmmm.” Dr. Fudge and companion sped away. Ten seconds later, turning left to concrete-paving bordered by heavy, tall shrubs… “Screech. Bam! Crash!” The two doctors limped from their vehicle which had slammed head-on into a man who drove a compact auto. The driver, the man, was paralyzed. “She told us,” Dr. Fudge cried to a bystander. From a sidewalk the bystander glanced to the crumpled-up man in the front seat. Dr. Fudge blinked and shrugged. “I didn’t know it was a one-way street.” “Not to worry, Ed,” said Dr. Jo, Fudge’s cohort. “Accidents happen. The woman who gave us directions was drunk.” “Yeah,” Dr. Ed Fudge babbled looking to the mangled man. “But we’re the ones who clobbered this poor innocent fella. We’re responsible. He probably has 4 children and grandbabies to feed.” “Maybe,” said Dr. Jo. “But don’t worry about it. Again, accidents happen. And we’re doctors and I don’t want my malpractice insurance going through the roof. Leave him; and let’s go.” …….. I don’t understand why hospital fraud and bad doctors haven’t paid up: late on payments totaling 37.5 million. ……. I don’t understand why UPS is delinquent on failure to keep the roads safe: $20 million overdue. Here’s a possible solution. 80,000 employees owe a balance of $20,000,000 (or, each employee pay in $250. Pay the debt off in 2 years. How? Say, 50 weeks in a year, or, 100 weeks in two years. $2.50 per week deducted from employee payroll for two years, debt paid. Pay to Mark Mitchell and children. Thanks. ……. In golf (and SC license plates have indicated SC is first in the nation) you’re rewarded for good shots, penalized for bad. We aren’t playing golf in SC…at least, yet. Why haven’t the fraudulent hospital/doctors and responsible UPS, other fraudulent parties been penalized?
Posted on: Thu, 27 Mar 2014 13:36:31 +0000

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