Another chapter in the Idle moments at home stories ... Always having been a kinda curious kind of guy...(and another fearful birthday looming)...I finally , ( after all those years in the wilderness ,) Googled the meaning of my name Arie....Apart from meanings we do not want to go into , Hebrew and all that sort of stuff......(even though my much loved and respected parents were staunch Catholics the real meaning of my name is Lion of God ....So , in fact , in todays terms , this would make me a Attorney General to my heavenly premier.... SO....As soon as i get my 70.000 thousand dollars pay rise , (in heavenly dollars of course)....Dated back to last year July... I will start a charitable fund ,( with all monies paid directly into the above recipients account of course ).....Donations from $5000.00 dollars and upwards will go towards ensuring you a seat above the clouds behind Zoe (of course):-))) and me...(just dont tell anyone...promise...) Taking in account Heavenly Parliamentary Privilege I do not have to disclose those donations....So...feel free to give , give , give....Do not hold back.... Dont worry about going overboard with your donations as we will build you a new (heavenly of course ) resort in Kingaroy , where it all started anyway....And that aint peanuts...... Im counting on you my friends , my loving constituents , .....Dont disappoint me....Love , Love , Love..... From my ( heavenly ), politicians desk....Arie.... P.S. and dont forget..as the Lion of God ....,( thats not a threat....) Yea...right...Just dont forget , as a politician ( Heavenly ) Ive got effluence..Sorry ,.I mean , influence.... As a politician ( heavenly ) my spelling is crap.... Thats why weve got copy/spin writers ( just between you and me )... Take care my dearest constituents.....But between us , (and for once , as a honest politician (heavenly of course) I truly dont give an EF... about any of you but get a great deal of enjoyment out of watching my bank balance grow.....From the bottom of my wallet , ( oops..) (sorry) , heart.....Thank you....Peace , Harmony , and all that other crap I have to say as a (heavenly) politician...Im alright jack..... Stuff you....Thank you for your patience.....:-))))) Now , Ef off and leave me alone...Majorca is calling....As you my dear constituents will understand , in order to boost the economy , I have to go to Majorca as I have a dinner date with Ms Skase.......Lile old Pixy bell , .which is all about a new resort proposal to be build on Mud Island..(just of Fishermans Island which Mr. Newman will pay for.... Good night and bless....Arie....Bless you all....
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 11:32:32 +0000
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