Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled, Doctor, doctor! - my son just swallowed a roll of film! The doctor calmly replied, Lets just wait and see what develops. One patient came in and said, Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. The doctor asked, When did it start? The man replied, When did what start? I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears. His advice: Dont answer it. My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. One said to him, Doctor, I think Im a bell. The doctor gave him some pills and said, Here, take these - If they dont work, give me a ring. Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards. The doctor simply said, Go sit over there. Ill deal with you later. When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, He told me to stop going to those places. You know, doctors can be so frustrating. You wait a month and a half for an appointment, Then he says, I wish you had come to me sooner.
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 21:38:36 +0000
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