Anybody got any ideas, how to make money fast? Any get rich quick schemes? What if i went on britains got talent. Acted as gay as i possibly could. Danced like å total dickhead to in the navy. Then ripped my trousers of to the ymca, wearing a pair of boxers with David walliams face on the front and Simon cowells on the back. Quick change of tempo and mime the story of my life from the worlds biggest best band( what are they called, incorrect directions) Pull out a flute and play little donkey then climb on a bmx and jump over amanda holden and into the audience. Pull a dove out of my jacket. Throw knives at ant and dec. Accidently cut of decs ear and ants balls. Then just go ballastic, lobbing knives into the audience. Finaly. Pull out an ak47. Ask everyone who finds David walliams funny to raise there hands. Show everyone the ak47 is realy a fake. Then while everyones calming down lob a hand grenade at the judges table. Thats gotta get me straight through to the semi finals.
Posted on: Mon, 21 Apr 2014 23:05:22 +0000
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