As always, I am the most thankful for all my friends and family, - TopicsExpress



          

As always, I am the most thankful for all my friends and family, BLAH, BLAH BLAH, but this year I thought Id take a different approach. Ive spent most of the year writing comedy, so I thought Id take some time out to thank all the people, things, and events that have made my job so much easier. I abhor many of them, but theyre comedy gold. Here they are in no particular order: Mayor Rob Ford, the Obamacare website, Dennis Rodman & Kim Jong-Un, LL Cool J & Brad Paisley, the Ventra fare system, Justin Bieber, Justin Biebers monkey, the NSA, Rham Emmanuels hatred of schools, Vladimir Putin, Detroit, Anthony Weiner, Carlos Danger, Elliott Spitzer, the Government Shutdown, Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes, Miley Cyrus, Miley Cyruss butt, Miley Cyruss haircut, Miley Cyruss tongue, Michael Douglass tongue, Aaron Hernandez, Alex Rodriguez, Florida, Kanye West, and as always, the Chicago Cubs. Im sorry for anyone I forgot to include. Im sure it was a simple oversight on my part. HAPPY SKANKSGIVING!
Posted on: Thu, 28 Nov 2013 19:51:55 +0000

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