As i was late for work this morning, i climbed into the trusty Chav chariot with toast and coffee in hand, making sure not to get jam on my bucket seats or spilling coffee on my plastic walnut effect dash. After strapping myself into my 5 point harness and making sure my foglights were on, i entered the fray that is the A48. With no children this morning i had to for go the usual game of I spy and with a lack of fellow twats on the road i decided this was my moment. i despatched said toast by lydmet and the chucked my coffee cup out the window by Blakeney. Boredom was setting in by Newnham so I selected completely the wrong gear so as to hit the limiter and make my big bore sound even more mint. The trusty charoit didnt let me down with her massive backfire and i also chuckled to myself wlidly as i straight lined the road by the White hart. I then charged on towards Elton corner at a rate of Knots only to be dissapointed as not to have anyone pull out on me so i could drive up there ass. I despatched Westbury with complete contempt of its speed limit and was further let down by no cars along by Oakle street, so i couldnt use the turn right box or hatchings as my personal overtaking lane.So all in all a pretty uneventful morning.
Posted on: Sat, 14 Sep 2013 09:26:57 +0000
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