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As much as it pains me to say this, tonight, Chris Shorettes Traveling Circus makes its FINAL stop for the fall travel season as we take over Royersford, PA and Pope John Paul II High School!! To finish things up, I introduce you to Alastair Algonaths Ardently Austere Aye Ayes of Anguilla!!! These creepy lemurs were once mistaken for squirrels, but tonight, theres no mistaking their awesome ability to beat anyone in staring contests! But what happens when its Aye Aye vs. Aye Aye?!?! Ive been asking this very question for YEARS and tonight we will FINALLY have an answer!! Prepare to gaze in amazement as these creatures ... gaze.... amazingly... at each other for... whew... a really long time... Ok, so maybe the CSTC isnt really closing out the season with the best show of the year, but honestly, Hyraxes AND Pangolins are pretty damn hard to follow!!! But still we forge ahead and offer the first 250 guests with a validated parking ticket our special edition CSTC Magic Growing Water Capsules! Just add H2O to these little bits of fun and watch as they expand into different CSTC shapes, such as a fennec fox, a dugong, and my favorite, grandma jousting on a pony!! Its the FINAL fall edition of Chris Shorettes Traveling Circus... Now with black raspberry flavored bag-balm!!!
Posted on: Wed, 13 Nov 2013 21:18:00 +0000

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