As pressure increased from both the Jackalope Whisperer and the Noodle Rangers, the governor has admitted (in a hilariously deep baritone thanks to the trained jackalope) that she HAS, in fact, known who the people in lab coats were from the start. In fact, she worked with them prior to going through the Temecula rift and transforming into a mute, superpowered extradimensional being, since many of them were studying the newly formed rift (which, at least according to an official statement by one of the people in lab coats, they were NOT directly responsible for creating) at the time. Both she and the people in lab coats deny any use of vote manipulation to put her in power, and they claim they didnt actually realize she was governor until they were called in to fix the president and found her there. The response from the people of Texas will no doubt be fiercely negative, but the governor has insisted that she has the best interests of the state and the nation at heart, and only hid her ties with the people in lab coats to keep whoever they work for (they still refuse to publicly reveal this) out of the political crossfire. The robotic president has stepped in to appeal to the Texans and urge them to remain calm as long as we are under threat from the remaining reptilians. As things are, even a slight tip in the balance of power could be disasterous and leave an opening for them to again seize control. As always seems to be the case, citizens, neither option looks great right now. We can only hope that our loosely cobbled-together temporary government will withstand the blow that is no doubt coming, one way or another.
Posted on: Thu, 17 Oct 2013 05:48:19 +0000
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