August 9th 2013 Upper Decker: Also referred to as "Going up Top," an Upper Decker occurs when someone removes the lid from the back tank of the toilet and defecates in it. When finished, the fecal freedom fighter will wipe up and hide the used toilet paper so a flush is unnecessary. Then, when the toilet is flushed by the next user, the bowl will be rinsed with feces. A firm stool will cause repeated minor fecal rinsing, while a viscous, soupy stool will flush out all at once. While no scientific study can prove this with certainty, people who perform Upper Deckers may suffer disproportionately from GI issues later in life. Retro Poo!! July 19th 2013 Dunce Cap: While the ideal defecation is a long, soft, pliable cylinder that is uniform in size, some begin with a thick base and then scale down to a point. While the discharge of the poo may offer some satisfaction, you are left longing for a poo of more uniform distribution. Synonyms: Coneheads, Cylinder Poos, Tapered Wafers, Biggie Smalls.
Posted on: Fri, 09 Aug 2013 14:57:06 +0000
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