Award yourself points for spotting the following: Hull City fans dressed as tigers. One point per tiger, bonus point if commentator makes any remarks about roaring, putting something in the tank or changing the club’s name. Frisson of excitement as you wait to see which former Arsenal player will be on punditry detail. Lee Dixon. Five points. Mesut Özil dutifully claims “he always watched the FA Cup Final as a child and dreamed of playing in it one day. One point. Uncomfortably dressed Steve Bruce looking like a butcher at a family wedding. In 1973. Five points. Celebrity Arsenal fan Piers Morgan in crowd. Zero points. Celebrity Hull fan Omar Sharif in crowd. One million points. David Meyler looking around nervously in case Newcastle manager Alan Pardew has somehow snuck past security and onto the pitch. One point. Hull park the bus. One point. Arsenal park the already-booked open top celebration bus. Five points. Arsenal behind for ages but no they can win it last minute Five Points Jack Wilshere seen surreptitiously telephoning Paul Scholes for advice from the bench One point. Hull fans said to be “enjoying their day out”. One point. Hull fans looking like they are no longer enjoying their day out as Arsenal score three goals in 10 minutes. Five points. Arsenal players insist anyone other than the captain goes up first. Ten points. Santi Cazorla has got a bit of the trophy on his head. Ten points. Hull chairman Assem Allam announces he is attempting to change club’s name to Hull City Wembley FA Cup Tigers. Five points.
Posted on: Sat, 17 May 2014 10:35:30 +0000
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