BEST EXCUSES WHEN FOUND SLEEPING AT YOUR WORK DESK.... · “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.” · “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.” · “It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I’m really quite busy.” · “Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper. You got here just in time!” · “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!” · “This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!” · “I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance” · “Actually doing a “Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan” (SLEEP) you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend. · “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?” · “Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.” · “Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.” · “Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!” · “This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!” · “Wasn’t sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.” · And the #1 best thing to say if caught sleeping at your desk... “ ... in Jesus’ name. Amen.”
Posted on: Sat, 14 Sep 2013 14:25:23 +0000
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