BEST PILOT PICK UP LINE EVER: A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, Is your date running late? No, he replies,I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.. The intrigued woman says, a state-of-the-art watch? Whats so special about it? The pilot explains, It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically. The lady says, Whats it telling you now? Well, it says youre not wearing any panties. The woman giggles and replies, Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties! The pilot smiles, taps his watch and says damn things an hour fast!
Posted on: Fri, 18 Apr 2014 03:05:30 +0000
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