BREAKING: A transcript of the initial conversation that took place between AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd and the would-be hitman he had allegedly contracted has now been leaked to the public. Phil Rudd: So...what is it that you do exactly? Hitman: If youre havin trouble with the high school head, hes givin you the blues, you wanna graduate but not in his bed, heres what you gotta do, pick up the phone, Im always home, call me anytime, 36,24,36, oh, I lead a life of crime, Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap dirty deeds, done dirt cheap, dirty deeds, done dirt cheap. Dirty deeds and theyre done dirt cheap, Dirty deeds and theyre done dirt cheap. If youre havin trouble with your life of love, you got a broken heart, hes double dealin with your best friend, thats when the teardrops start, fella, pick up the phone Im here alone, just make a social call, come right in, forget about him, well have ourselves a ball. Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap, Dirty deeds and theyre done dirt cheap, Dirty deeds and theyre done dirt cheap. If ya got a lady and ya want her gone, but you aint got the guts, she keeps naggin at ya night and day, enough to drive you nuts, pick up the phone, leave her alone, its time you made a stand. For a fee, Im happy to be, your back door man. Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap Dirty deeds and theyre done dirt cheap. Dirty deeds and theyre done dirt cheap. Dirty deeds and theyre done dirt cheap. Dirty deeds and theyre done dirt cheap. Concrete shoes Cyanide, TNT! Done dirt cheap! Neckties, contracts, High voltage! Done dirt cheap! Dirty deeds, I got a lotta dirty deeds, Done dirt cheap! Dirty deeds, I got a lotta dirty deeds Done dirt cheap! Yeah! Phil Rudd: Ok. Sounds good.
Posted on: Thu, 06 Nov 2014 18:00:01 +0000