BY Ryan Bufford : See, long ago, in a land not-so-far away, the evil alien overlord Xenu dumped all these aliens in a volcano, and their mega-bummed spirits became negative effectors on a young mankind... Fast-forward several thousand years, and a universal super-being is born. His talent as a bard and songcrafter are unmatched throughout the land. However, the negative spirits fear and hate the young godman, as they realize his gifts are capable of ending their petty existances on this plane of reality. The thetans (as they are known to a sect of insane plutocrats) devise a plan to discredit the humble performer. Little did they know, their base machinations would only light the fire from which the phoenix known as Robert Kelly would rise... For while they attempted to use their archaic legal devices to confine the sanctified flesh, and PR campaigns to tarnish the reputation of his genius, Kells had a plan of his own: he became trapped in a closet, and simultaneously we were collectively freed of the shackles imparted by the thetans. We are the victorious, and we APPRECIATE. Fin.
Posted on: Fri, 17 Jan 2014 02:42:05 +0000
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