Bad Parenting Confession - Holiday Edition: I just wasnt satisfied with the effect that Santa wont bring you any toys was having on my kids behavior. And really, in 2013, this generation has no appreciation for coal. So, I just decided to take it to another level: Santa brings bad kids Reindeer Poop instead of toys. Thats right, the reindeer need to be relieved on their night-long ride. So rather than finding a suitable place to stop, he just stops by the bad kids houses. Yep. And I find that two words can strike fear into the hearts of my little ones. Whenever theyre acting up, all I have to say is Reindeer Poop, and suddenly all is well. Forget the naughty list--bad kids are on the Poop List! Now, I dont know how much psychological damage this is doing in the long term. In the short term, Im getting instant compliance! Now...I AM tempted to trick them into thinking they got reindeer poop and hide the toys at Nanas but Marcel says thats taking it too far. Guess Ive been watching too much Jimmy Kimmel!
Posted on: Fri, 29 Nov 2013 14:17:04 +0000