*Baniya Collection* 1. Baniya: Yeh banana kaise diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega. Baniya: Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de. 2. Baniya on his deathbed. My wife, where r u ? Wife: Yes, Im here My sons daughters r u all here? Yes, Papa Baniya: To phir bahar wale kamre ka pankha kyun chal raha hai ? 3. Baniya 14th floor se neeche gira Girte waqt usne apne ghar ki khidki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla ke bola: MERI ROTI NAHIN PAKANA! 4. Baniye ne Sheikh ko khoon de ke uski jaan bachai. Sheikh ne use MERCEDES gift kar di. Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zaroorat padi, Baniya ne phir khoon diya. Ab ki baar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye, Baniya: (Gusse se): Mercedes kyun nahin di? Sheikh: Munna!!! Ab hamare andar bhi baniye ka khoon daud raha hai:) 5. Baniya called a newspaper office and asked: Mere Daddy mar gaye hain obituary ke kya charges honge? Newspaper: Rs.50 per word. Baniya : Oh bahut zyaada hain, Achha likho Daddy Dead Bhog At 2 pm Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 10 words! Baniys : Oh then write Daddy Dead Bhog At 2pm Car Bed For Sale 🚖 6. Baniye ko bhoot chadh gaya , 3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha ke paas gaya aur bola, Ojha sahab mujhe bahar nikalo..! Varna main to bhookha hi mar jaoonga 7. Titanic Ke Saath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? Baniya: Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahin Khareeda. 8. Baniya haath mein blade se cut maar raha tha.... Wife: Kya ker rahe ho...?? Sindhi : Dettol ki sheeshi phoot gayi hai, aise hi thodi waste hone denge. La teri bhi ungli kaat du..!!!
Posted on: Mon, 02 Dec 2013 03:34:27 +0000