Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: What is cyclone Sardar: It is the loan given to purchase a cycle Interviewer: What is a skeleton? Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!! MD: I give you driver job. Starting salary is 2000 Rs. Sardar: Oh, thank you. What is the driving salary and stopping salary? Sardarni to a doctor: Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya Doctor: I cant understand Hindi. Can you tell in English Sardarni: My londa gironda from Hero Honda !!!! Sardar was drawing money from ATM. A person, who was just behind him in the line said, Ha! Ha! Haaa! Ive seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). Sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Ha! You are wrong. Its 1258. Salesman: Sir, do you want this powder ? Sardar: For what ? Salesman: For ants Sardar: No. If I give powder today, they will ask lipstick tomorrow!!! Sardar: Oye.. Mera mobile bill kitna hai ? Call Centre Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to get your current bill status. Sardar: Abbey STUPID, current ka nahi mobile ka bill chaahiye ! After returning home from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife: Do I look like a foreigner ? Wife: No.. Why ? Sardar: In London, a lady asked me whether I am a foreigner !! Napoleon: There are no words called IMPOSSIBLE and FEAR in my dictionary. Sardar: What should I do ? You should have checked it before buying !!! How do you identify a Sardar in a classroom ? It is simple.. check whos erasing his notes when the teacher is cleaning the board. !!!! Sardar was writing past tence of I make a mistake Guess what he wrote ? I was made by a mistake :-P :-P :-) ;-) :-$ :-$ #Iftekhar
Posted on: Sun, 21 Dec 2014 16:26:29 +0000
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