Becoz it’s Friday, TGIF to that, allow me to be silly and ramble on in quite an x-rated perhaps even ghastly way. So if you’re below the age of 18 or a staunch christian, please stop reading from this point. For those above 18, be warned & note disclaimer on my profile description. Ok so enroute to Wainikoro this morning, about one and a half hour ride from Labasa, on another bumpy ride, I had an aha moment after my head hit the roof of the twin cab. Prior to my coming to Labasa, I was told that goats hold a special place in the hearts of men around these parts if you catch my drift ;) Perhaps the reason why bestiality is so common around these parts is becoz of its remoteness, there are herds full in the fields, grog is like wine is to the French, and maybe becoz the women & fags don’t wanna give their bumbum in case they have to catch the bus to town the next morning. Either way, your bumbum gets enough pounding just by being on the road. I think maybe once the road conditions improve, the cases of “goat loving” will recede. On that note, why is that goats are the preferred animal of choice? While the people of the South may (or may not) be flattered, I think it’s very discriminatory to the cows, sheep, dogs and especially the horses. The people in the west of Viti Levu have spent a lot of money on the publicity of their totem. You will practically find drawings of horses on flags, houses, signage, shops, tshirts, jerseys, mini buses, etc. I urge the people of Labasa to please leave the goats alone. Try the horse mada. # Na lequ ohe ….. Qi na mase ga ho!!!
Posted on: Fri, 05 Jul 2013 00:39:51 +0000
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