Besides being judged by the size and material (man-made or natural) of her mammaries and posterior and the contents engulfed in her skull, as she heaves, huffs and puffs during aerobics, where she pretends she doesnt notice the swollen and enticingly glistening biceps of James the gym instructor, yet she tries to catch his attention by sticking out her chest too far and tilting her sweaty head a tad too improper for the atmosphere, as she stretches her leotard-covered lower limbs in a bid to become smouldering hot and fit for Sashas baby shower where she will feel insecure, hurt and livid the entire party because Sandra wore the exact, same pair of jeans as her, another thing that almost every woman will encounter in her life is a hole in the lining of her (hand)bag, which swallows coins, keys, lipgloss, tampons, tic tac mints, pens, nail polish, phone (especially when its ringing), business cards, spare underwear, hair pins, earrings, free perfume sample she got at the supermarket 5 months ago, a pair of eyelashes, dirt and a shitload of other things.
Posted on: Mon, 03 Nov 2014 09:44:32 +0000
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