Bethlehem Press November 8, 2014. Eight members of the Apostles of Rule Five Cycling Team were seen packed into a single Cab in front of the Bethlehem Brew Works, just hours before police were summoned to the Residence Inn Hotel for a public disturbance call reporting marauding cyclists riding through the halls of the hotel. Bethlehem cab driver Barb, who refused to give her last name to protect her identity, asserts that there were behaviors and conversations going on in the cab which as to good Christian woman I am not at liberty to repeat. Cycling Team Captain Neil Arnold reports that the Apostles deny all allogations, and that the Bethlehem Press needs a strong dose of Rule 5a. Laurie Huber was seen spilling from the Cab in an unexplained bloody pink Chanel suit. AJ Beach stated Im not really not an official Apostle, distancing himself from the melee. Cogfather Tom Herlihy was seen dancing to his own rhythm at the brew works, in a violation of local Amish customs. Giomare CEO Tony Giovannucci insists that while he was the founder of the rogue Cycling group, he has not been associated with the group in years, which contradicts data collected from his iPhone GPS tracking device. While the Apostles were out today for their 45 mile annual sojourn through the hills of the Lehigh Valley, police searched their hotel rooms for contraband and came up empty handed. Residence Inn manager Mariana said we havent had this much fun since the Apostles were here last fall, and if the other hotel guests cant deal they need to HTFU. Tune back tomorrow for more updates....
Posted on: Sat, 08 Nov 2014 23:37:46 +0000
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