Biwi ki awesome Kathaayein π Papa : why is your mummy sitting silently today. Son : nothing papa. She asked for lipstick and i heard fevistick. Papa: (with tears in eyes) god bless you son. π Hubby Ke Bday Par Wife Ne Pucha- Kya Gift Dun?? Hubby:- Tum mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo aur Mera Kehna Maano...Yahi kaafi hai...!! Wife:- (Kuch Der Soch Ke) Nahin Main To Gift Hi Dungi. π I argued... She argued... I shouted... She shouted and then she cried Result: she won by duckworth lewis method π Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. the poor king can take only one step at a time ... While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes. -------------σΎ π Why do most indian women request 4 the same husband, in the next life.?.. Arre..itni mehnat se trained kiya hai.. waste thodi jane denge! σΎ±σΎσΎσΎ ----------- π Getting married is like giving . . . . . Your own Supari.. ------------------------- π All Men are Brave, Horror Movies dont Scare them.... But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does πσΎ« π π¦Whats Checkmate? U tell ur wife I saw a lady, looked xctly like u & wife asks WAS SHE HOT..?? U cnt say no U cnt say yes Dats checkmate...
Posted on: Thu, 05 Dec 2013 01:06:27 +0000