Bizarre conversation with 20 year old number 23,412.5... and it wasnt even my kid! He: I woke up with a maggot in my pocket this morning Me: *blinking owlishly* What? He: I woke up with a maggot in my pocket this morning Me: Havent done laundry in a while? He: No, Ive done laundry Me: Changed your name to Beetlejuice? He: Who? Me: When was the last time you washed that pair of pants? He: About three weeks ago Me: *headdesk*headdesk*headdesk* He: How am I supposed to get the maggot guts out of my pocket? Me: I suggest stripping down to your fruit of the looms and running them through the washer. He: But I dont wear underwear Me: TOO MF MUCH INFORMATION! Find a towel - theres HUNDREDS of them here- and while your jeans are washing... put the REST of your damn clothes in the freaking washer AND TAKE A DAMN SHOWER!
Posted on: Tue, 05 Aug 2014 14:08:47 +0000
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