Bloody POONAA same stories of encounter with KADDU......YOU CAN NOT BEAT THIS BOY Kaddu and rest of the family members are two teams in my house and generally Kaddu is always a winner. (you remember during my last visit to Pune this boy taught me how to cook MAGGI noodles). It was 09 sep 2013, Vinayak came to railway station to take me home as Anjali and Kuldip were out on a holiday on some beach. As I reached home I found Nishi holding POPEYE (Avik) in her arms and ready to move out with Vinayak to Doctor and Kaddu watching KAAAAARTOOON network.The time was 3.45 PM. Nishi and Vinayak left immediately. There was a commercial break on TV, Kaddu came out to welcome me... Kaddu :- Hi Naana ji, so you are back again ?(looking at the clock, it was 3.47 PM) Me :- Kaddu , you are an idiot and will remain so. Dont you welcome people coming to your house. Learn some thing. Kaddu - OK.......welcome ! but did you learn cooking MAGGI ?(my mind remembered the last episode and time was nearing 4 PM, bloody MAGGI TIME) Me - No, I need not to learn as we have cook for us at my duty station. Kaddu ;- So you have not learnt Maggi cooking. No problem......no maggi today...( i took a sigh of relief).. My Mom told me that you prepare good egg dishes...so what all you can prepare for me , i am feeling hungry ... Me;- (fully knowing that he will not leave me )...I can make egg single fry, double fry, boiled , omelette, egg masaala, egg scrambled, egg...... Kaddu ;- You are speaking like waiter....Please speak with slow speed....OK ...forget your lengthy menu...I wanna have egg boiled and egg single fry...one each. Me - OK, by the time i change my cloth you get the eggs from fridge.( I changed my cloth in two minutes and found Kaddu holding one egg in each hand ) Kaddu ;- This one should be egg fry (handed egg from left hand) and this one ...egg boiled ,remember this one egg boiled, (handed from right hand ) ... i am watching my TV. " i went to kitchen and prepared the items as demanded thinking what difference does it make which one is fried and which one boiled and gave it to Kaddu" Me ;- Come on enjoy your dishes. Peel off the boiled egg yourself, i am going to bathroom for shave and shampoo...( i found Kaddu looking at boiled egg very carefully) yah Kaddu...something wrong ? Kaddu ;- yah everything is wrong..... I had marked the egg with pencil and shown you ( I did not see while changing cloth or looking for sleepers), The egg which was to be boiled has been fried and the one for egg fry has been boiled......... Me ;- You bloody go to hell.....eat it or throw it.... (Now i remembered when he was about 2-3 years old, i used to mark his sleepers and feet with different colored sketch pen to indicate as which sleeper is for left foot and which one for right foot). Believe me i touched the feet of KADDU.......(with an oath NOT TO COOK ANYTHING FOR THIS BOY IN FUTURE as this was the second consecutive failed time as his BAAVARCHEE)
Posted on: Wed, 02 Oct 2013 08:13:40 +0000
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