Bob goes into the public restroom and sees Akpos standing next to the urinal. Akpos guy has no arms. As Bobs standing there,taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor akpos is going to take a leak. Bob finishes and starts to leave when the akpos asks Bob to help him out. Being a kind soul,Bob says, Ah, OK, sure, Ill help you. Akpos asks, Can you unzip my zipper? Bob says, OK. Akpos says, Can you pull it out for me? Bob replies, Uh, yeah, OK. Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes,moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful. Akpos asks Bob to point it for him,and Bob points it for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up. Akpos tells Bob Thanks, man, I really appreciate it. Bob says, No problem, but what the hells wrong with your joystick? Akpos pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, I dont know, but I aint touching it. :-D :-D
Posted on: Mon, 15 Sep 2014 10:01:59 +0000