Boobs: Im using a circular saw to rip fence boards to fit specific angles. I suddenly hear someone yell right behind me. I nearly cut 4 fingers off in fright, stop the saw, and find a young woman dressed in a ridiculously tight and low cut dress, with 5 inch wedges, and a strange pouty look. Excuse me Sir, Im so sorry to interrupt whatever it is you are doing, but do you have a set of jumper cables? We rented a truck, and left the door open, and now it wont start! Blink, blink, weird pouty thing again. (No, I am not an idiot, and yes, I immediately started polishing my wedding ring like it was a cross and she was a vampire. On the two block ride back to her rental truck, she admitted she knew I would have a set, if she just followed the sound of the power tools. She then followed that up with And I also have the best set of boobs of all of us.... Like the only reason I would have done it was her breasts, and that her intelligence of deductive reasoning wasnt enough. # 2. Even younger lady, 19-22 range, dressed in a collegiate tee shirt de-sleeved and split to the bottom seam, frilly lacy sporty thing underneath. She is with her mom at Home Depot. She is getting stares from all the contractor dudes and isnt comfortable. She is dressed for college boys, and hasnt figured out that that look catches more than just buff hunks. #3 At an event the other night, a woman says out loud OMG, Im having a hot flash!!!! My bazongas are drenched!!!! Its a strange world.
Posted on: Sat, 26 Jul 2014 22:52:06 +0000
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