Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left? Employee : Thats easy, 49. Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge? Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge. Boss : Its lions birthday, all animals are there except one, why? Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge. Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles? Employee : She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lions birthday Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why? Employee : Er....I guess she drowned....err... Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the aeroplane. Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now! Moral: No matter how much you know or how much you are prepared . If your Boss has decided to screw you then you are surely screwed .
Posted on: Fri, 07 Mar 2014 09:54:10 +0000
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