Boy : Tomake amar babar khob pochondo hoieche! Girl : Jai hokna keno,Ami kinto tomake biye korbo . Tomar babake noy!Take bolo amake vule jete? Boy : Naozubillah 2. Friend 1: Kire meyeta toke marlo keno? Friend 2: Amar duder glase oy meyetir orna porchilo, Tay bollam ,medam orna tulen dudh khabo.R tate she amake marlo. Friend 1: ha ha ha! 3. Sir : Boloto kon sentence e article nay? Student : Apni jodhi onumoti den ami bolte pari. Sir : Tik ache bolo. Student: I love you. Sir : ki bolle !! 4. Rughi : Amar ki hoieche doctor? Doctor : Apnar yes water rug hoieche? Rughi : Yes water rug mani bujlam na? Doctor : Yes = ha R Water = pani, apnar hapani rug hoieche. 5 . Sir : Tomader moddhe sobcheye alshe ke? Student : jani na sir. Sir : Tomra nischoy jano.jokhon tomader likhte di k na likhe boshe take? Student : Sir apni. Sir : What!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 6. Girl : Excuse me brother that,s my site. Boy : ok but i am not your brother, My father never touched your mom. Girl : Sorry darling!! 7. Police : Tuye ey niya 3bar tanaye asli tur lojja kore na. Ashami : Amito mattro 3bar tanaye aslam r apnito protidin ey ashen apnar lojja kore na ? 8. Sir : Boloto kon jati pronirvorshil? Student :Nari jathi, sir. Sir : ki kore bujle ? Student : Sir apnar meye amake blechilo ami tomake chara bachbo na . Sir : ki bolli toi.....! 9. sir : Jodhi pora na parish,tobe tor mathar sob chul tene chire pelbo. Student :Etodin pore bujlam! Sir : ki bujli...........? Student :Apnar mathay chul ney keno! 10. Girl : Amar jonno chelera pagol amar piche piche gurte takhe. Boy : Kom dhami jinisher customer ektu beshi thake tomi hoito janona. Girl :ki bolle tomi........! 11. Mon bolche tomare kache jay. Kache giye theme jay.Kicu na bole,shudhu tomar dike takay r tomar chokhe ami komola lebur khosha tip diye palay..ha ha ha 12. Friend 1: Kire matha fatlo kivabe? Friend 2: Ami hat diye "Eit" vangte chilam but ammu bollo hayre gadha matha ta ektu kaje laga tay mtha diye eit vanglam. 13. Wife : Ajkhe na amar sorilta khob kharap. Husband : Vebechilam ajke tomake nie shoping korte jabo. Wife : Sotthi ! Amar sorir valo ami fun kore bolechilam. Husband : R e amioto fun kore blechilam. 14. Bolto : 2i janis amar dadar kache Raja ra porjonto matha nichu kre thakto. Rasel : Tay nakhi tur dada ki chilo re ? Bolto :Amar dada gramer napit chilo. Rasel : woo!Amito onno kicu mone krechilam. 15. 1ti Morog 1ti Murgi ke tara korche,1k porjaye murgiti garir niche chapa porlo, tokhon murgitir malik bollo : sabas murgi,jibon diyecho tobu ejjot dawni. 16. Teacher : Nanir mrittur kotha bole 4 bar chuti niyeco. 1jon lok koybar mara jay? Student : Sir,ki r korbo!Nani jotobar mara jay Nana toto bar biye kore!!!!!!! 17. Police : Accha ki vabe chur apnar gore duklo? R kivabe gelo? Man : Cutting the basher bera,duking the chur Taking the malpotro,going the door. 18. Rughi : Sir, amar ozon komate chay. Doctor : Sokale 3ta ruti, dupure 1plte vath,R Rate 2ti ruti khaben. Rughi : ey gulu ki khabar age na pore khabo? 19. Jotishi : Tomar life 7jon nari asbe. Boy : khushite bollo Marhaba!!! Jotishi : Eto khushi hoio na .7 joner maje 1jon tomar bow r bakhi 6jon tomar meye!!!!! 20. 1st Vikkhuk : Jodi hothat onek taka peye jash Tokhon tui ki korbi? 2nd Vikkhuk : 1ta motor cycle kinbo , R hete hete Vikkha korte valo lagena!!! 21. Fokir : Mago 3ta din dhore kicu khaye na. Mohila : 3din dore kicu na khele tomi 3taka die Ki korbe ? Fokir : Mepe dekhtam ojon koto komche!!!!! 22. 1st Friend : Bolto pritibite desh koyti ? 2nd Friend : 24 ti . 1st Friend : ha ha ha ha!!!!! 2nd Friend : kire hashli keno? 1st Friend : Desh to 1tay (amra jekhane achi) Bakhi sob bidesh ha ha ha!!!!!!! 23. Fokir : 1ta taka den na ,sir Pothik : Nai. Fokir : Tahole 5ta taka den. Pothik : Nay naye!! Fokir : 1ta takato den,sir. Pothik : Nai. Fokir : Tahole sala amar sate bose!!! 24. Onek kharap laglo tomar 1ta personal kotha shune, Amar bisshas hoini kinto kothata naki sotti. Tumi naki shiter dine gusol kro na.chi chi chi!!!!!! 25. Mone pore jay she diner kotha ,Tumi boshe chile Parker 1konaye,hothat ki jen opor teke porlo. Tomi aste kore mathay hat die dekle r chitkar kore Bole otle Wak to kaker ghu!!!!!! 26. Rugi : Ami kotha bolar somoy manuske dekhte payna. Doctor : Ey problemta kkhon hoi? Rugi : Mobile kotha bolar somoy. Doctor: Get out idiot. 27. Ami parbo na sagor pari dite……………. …………………Parbona tomay ene dite chad. Ante parbo na sagor teke mukta………………. ………………………………Gayte parbona gan Parbo sudu tene dite tomar 2ti kan………………!! 28. 1ta Murgir sate 1ta hasher prem holo,Biyer por Tader 1ta baccha holo kak.Tokhon hash murgike Bollo eta ki?Murgi bollo ajob premer gojob kahini..Bujle!!!! 29. Girl : Jan ami tomar choke chok rakhle sara pritibi dekhte pay. Boy : Kal amader goruta harie geche tomi amar choke Chok rekhe boloto goguta ekhon kothay?????????????????? 30. > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > ………..Please wait >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>Sorry !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Apnar prem korar boyos hoinay. Please try Again to>>>>> >>>>”WWW.LOLI POP. COM” 48. Gomvir mukh niye boshe achi ami .Kothaye harie gele tomi? ………….Vul kore tomar golaye badhini junjuni……………. Eto gorur maje tomi konta ki kore chini!!!!!!!!!! 49. Boy : Tomi amake koto tukhu valobasho ? Girl : 80 kg Boy : What? Girl : Tomar 1ta mon r amra 1ta mon(1mon+1mon)=2mon R 1mon=40 kg hole ,2mon =80kg. 50. Girl : Oy cheleta amake jor kore 5ta kiss koreche . Sir : ekhonto nari purus soman odikar ,So tomio take 5ta kiss koro. Girl : Thank you,Sir. 51. Boy : Baba ,amake ekta dhol kine diba ? Baba : Na.Tomi sob somoy dhul bajie birokto korba. Boy : Sob somoy bajabo na.Sobaye gumie gele bajabo !! Baba : Sorbonas!!!!!!!!!!!! 52. Sir : Kire ki hoieche ,Tomar ek choke bendis keno? Student :Kicu hoini Sir.apni bolechilen je dhoni gorib Sobayke ek choke dekhte tay
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