Breacking News: FORGET JESUS, HE’S NOT COMING AGAIN – SAYS VATICAN CATHOLIC LEADERS. Do good just because you want to do good and do not do good thinking that some day Jesus will descend from the skies to take you home into his heaven, Catholic leaders in the Vatican have said. A spokesperson for the Vatican (Roman Catholic) has officially announced that the second coming of Jesus, the only son of the God, may not happen now after all, but urged followers to still continue with their faith, regardless of the news. Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that this years 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican’s last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to Earth. “We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks of it.” he said. “It’s been ages like. He’s probably flat out doing other really good things for people somewhere else.” Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus promised his disciples that he would come again. The Vatican defended Jesus’ broken promise, claiming “he was probably drinking wine” at the time when he made the comments. “Having the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its downs.” added Cardinal Salvadore. “We all make promises we can’t keep when we’re drunk. Jesus was no different.” The church said it will now focus attentions on rebuilding its reputation around the world, but will keep an optimistic mind for the savior’s second coming. Apr 30, 2014
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 14:48:12 +0000
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