Breaking News: Liberia Prayer Bands and Prayer Centers Packed! News reaching us from Liberia tells us, with the President announcing there will be Major Changes in her government, Liberian public officials have now enlisted the help of Prayer bands and Prayer centers to ask god to touch the Presidents heart and allow them to keep their jobs. According to one leaked document, the prayer goes something like this: Dear Heavenly Father, I have totally failed at my job. I suck. I have produced nothing for the people I work for. But father, in spite of all of my short comings, you have continued to bless me. You have provided an air conditioned car for me. You have provided 3 houses for my family and my girlfriends. You have provided foreign travel and good per diem. Dear Lord, you have showered me with blessings. I come to you today, Father, on my knees, to beg you to touch Ellens heart, Yes Father, you and only you know what is in her heart. But Father, please reach out with your mighty power and touch her heart. Touch her heart, oh Father! so my name can be removed from the list. Yeeeessss! Father!!! Just like you touched the heart of the Lion when Daniel was in his den. You reached down and stilled the lions heart, and saved your humble servant. I come to you today, Jesus, like Daniel in the Lions den: Asking you to guide me, protect me, and allow me to meet my responsibilities to my family and my girlfriends. All this I ask in Jesus Name, thru which all things are possible. Aaaa-Men!
Posted on: Sun, 01 Jun 2014 13:46:05 +0000
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