By Tex Mazoudier (Hey guys we where on dinner camp today an I noticed this little fella.. Lol we had done 70k for the day mustering goats so he has had a massive day.. An me being me I had to write something about it) Now my dad is ya average Aussie bloke Hard working loud an never out spoke Cause ya see hes got the best of everything Hes got the best dogs,his bikes are the best His stories are true but never put to the test An boy dont he get cranky if you ask But the other day mate he was out done By me yeah his one an only son Cause well ya see I beat him at his own game We where mustering goats at home up the top Going flat out through the scrub tryin to get the mob to block When I heard this noise from the front of my bike... I heard Jesus Christ hey mate slow up ya gunna bloody kill us if ya keep this pace up I slammed on the brakes an dived off the bike bolted for mugla looking for somewhere to hide Thinking my old honda 400 had been cursed. I looked at my bike then looked back around To see what manner of creature made this sound When I happen to notice a big ole green frog on my mud guard... How ya be going mate he said to me My reply was yea mate I m not bad how would you be Bloody hot an bothered an just a tad dry Do ya know of any water that could be near by. So we went for a drink me an this green frog Whilst drinking he said OI mate wheres ya dog Oh well shes got sore feet from mustering this year So I left her at home but I wish she were here Cause I am having trouble bending the mob.. He said sit me on the handle bars an mate dont you stress We ll have to cover some ground an clean up this mess he perched up on the bars an I cogged her into gear In no time we were back at the front of the goats Now jam them a little left he manage to croak So left then right back an forwards through the trees Him calling the shots an me snapping the gears Well it all work great we yarded the whole mob Dad came through the trees an he didnt have one How in the hell did you manage those 600 Billys you yarded on ya own I laughed an scoffed with all ya bikes an ya dogs You ve been out done by a clown an his frog
Posted on: Sun, 09 Mar 2014 13:29:09 +0000
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