CIA Opening The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background check, interviews, and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. We know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!! The man said, You cant be serious. I could never shoot my wife. The agent said, Then you arent the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home. The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes when he came out with tears in his eyes. I tried but I cant kill my wife. The agent said, You dont have what it takes. Take your wife and go home. Finally, it was the womans turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. This damn gun is loaded with blanks, she said. I had to beat him to death with the freaking chair. Moral of the story: Women are evil. Dont mess with them.
Posted on: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 20:30:47 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015