CONCERNED HUSBAND A very cranky old miserable woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away, complaining and criticizing throughout the process. When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked what she had stolen from the store. The lady defiantly replied, Just a stupid can of peaches. The judge then asked why she had done it. She replied, I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store. The judge asked how many peaches were in the can. She replied, Nine, but what do you care about that? The judge patiently said, Well, maam, because Im going to give you nine days in jail -- one day for each peach. As the judge was about to drop gavel, the ladys long suffering husband raised his hand and asked if he might speak. The judge said, Yes, what do you have to add? The husband said, Your Honour, she also stole a can of peas.
Posted on: Sun, 16 Mar 2014 12:05:33 +0000
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