COPIED FROM A FRIEND WALL: Young Thinkers and Inspirationistswrote: Phone conversation between Tinubu and Ngigi after the election. Tinubu:-- Chris. Chris. Chris, how many times I call U? Ngige:- Asiwaju, good evening baba. Tinubu: - dont good evening me, what is a good about the evening? U didnt efen carry 2nd. 3rd loun loun---haaaa Ngigeeee Ngige:- Asiwaju, emm emm--bikonu, U know this boy Peter, he really use incumbency power o, even for my vvv-- Tinubu:- Shut upu. Shut up. Which incumbency?-- I gave U 35bil. 35billionnnn Chris-- o ya were ni? Are U a mad ni? Ngige:- Asiwaju, nooooo, na 25bil Tinubu--- koni da fune. Chris e no go beta for U -----Fashola- 5bil, Fayemi-3bil, Aregbesola-3bil, Adams- 5bil, Amosun- 3bil. Ajimobi- 3bil. Buhari and co- 3bil How much is that? U think Asiwaju Private Company get money to dey waste? Chris:- but Asiwaju that na 25bil na Tinubu;- haaa-- oloshi, according to APC arithmetic, that is 35bil. Chris, U are useless o-- we gave U 180 mercenaries, 100,000 fake voters card, 300 election observers card. Plus 35bil-- yet U carry 3rd-- haa-- U are uselesss Chris Ngige: stammering-- U know they arrested the boys na. And , Asiwaju, its 25bil o Tinubu;- shut upu-- shutupp--- see Chris, let me just tell U , wetin Ubah use ur eye see that time na small, if U dont return our money, wagbaa-- U will know say, I Jagaban no dey play with money. 35billionuuu-- U kuku know how to do juju well well, so beta go do the juju and refund our money, if nottt Ngige;- but Asiwaju, we are going to court na, we will reject the result, I have plans Tinubu;-- Ori mio-- Chris, U are still talking of court, U wey carry 3rd, wetin make Nwoye do? U are completely mad- o ti ya were pata-pata-- who will finance the case.? Idiot, I say are useless Ngige; - baba no do like that na, but Im still useful o, when Oga Buhari become president, I can be minister of Finance, so U can have access to the em emm national cake Tinubu-- haa, now I know U are mad, in fact U are crazy, oloshiii-- so U think say Buhari or any of this aboki go become president, U are a Learner--mtcheww Ngige;- but- U are----- Tinubu:- shut up, U are what? They are my bargaining maga-- when time reach, I will dump them as I dump Ribadu in 2011-- U dey craze? U no know politics? Why am I even talking to U? See me in Bourdillon. Noww hangsfone Ngige:-- Asiwaju, Asiwaju-- hello, hello-- Mtchewww--- this man na agberooo-- chei-- he too like gragra--Make I call Rochas jare, all this Yoroba people sef..
Posted on: Wed, 20 Nov 2013 05:45:05 +0000